Field Report: Tomkat (on the prowl) on The Fairmount Theater, East Haven, CT

Doc here with the latest Field Report from senior reporter Tomkat (on the prowl), this time on the Fairmount Theater in East Haven, CT.  Looks like a scary place, but is it?

Here is Tomkat and his report...

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Hi Doc,

I paid a visit to the Fairmount Theater, 33 Main St. Annex,  East Haven, CT while prowling the Connecticut coast on a recent weekday afternoon.  This was my first visit to this particular establishment.  Here is the good, the bad and the very very ugly!

The Fairmount is conveniently located off I-95.  The theater has on-premises parking that is subject to video surveillance.  This is not necessarily a bad thing if you value your car and it's contents.  A sign by the door says they are open late.  That's always good for couples.  But, they play gay movies on the weekends.




I entered the theater and approached the clerk.  Inside was a limited selection of videos and a few sex toys.  I paid the $10 admission to a clerk who seemed very gay to me.  I  was directed to a doorway covered with a shabby curtain.  I stepped through the make shift portal into darkness.  I took the nearest seat and allowed my eyes to adjust.  The movie showing was straight porn, depicting rich guys fucking maids.  After a few minutes I was able to take in my surroundings.  The theater is medium size with about 25 rows of about 15 seats.  The place is filthy and smelled of a combination of mold and dried cum. There were about 10 older pole cats playing with each other's poles.  After about 20 minutes, the movie changed over to a "chicks with dicks" genre.  

I wandered out to the video store/lobby.  Near the front door, I noticed another curtained doorway marked "private video booth".  I went over to check it out.  Stepping through the curtain, I found myself in a 20-seat mini-theater showing gay porn. The chairs looked new and the room smelled liked it had been freshly dry-walled and painted.  Since gay porn is not my thing, I went back to the main theater.  The gender-bender flick was still playing.

By this time, I had seen enough or so I thought.  I stopped in the men's room to empty my bladder in preparation for the long drive home.  The men's room absolutely reeked.  I've seen litter boxes that smell better!  I took my leak being extra careful not to touch anything but me and left.

The bottom line is the Fairmount is a filthy decrepit theater that caters to the M2M crowd.  There is no accommodation for couples.   The sleaze factor looms large here.  I doubt any couple who ventures in there would stay long.   I wish I could provide a more optimistic report.  But, I gotta call 'em like I see 'em

Later!

TomKat (on the Prowl)

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Doc here again... Well, it looks like The Fairmount is the leading candidate for the Hall of Shame for 2011.  Reading the report, it reminded me of my several trips into the Apex Theater in Baltimore.  Aside from the fact that The Apex is a large theater (an easy 600 seats or more), the descriptions could be interchanged.  I swear I can still smell the restroom of The Apex, and it's been 9 months since I have been there.

Thanks to Tomkat for taking one for the team inside The Fairmount Theater, and for the new pics of the theater.

The Good Doctor is in dire need of adult theater reports.  Just e-mail George Clooney The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com and I will edit, format, and make your report spiffy. Yes, spiffy. You get to join the ranks of the 40+ contributors to The Journal.

Try it.

Thanks,
Doc