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Doc here with two updates (with pics) from senior Journal reporter, Gentle Tongue.  GT has done a great job updating us on several adult theaters in the Midwest, and was kind enough to send us an update on two locations.

Here is Gentle Tongue...

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Dear esteemed Dr. Lizardo,

To fulfill on my earlier promise I have attached a photo of the Fritz the Cat location in Triadelphia, WV or more commonly referred to as “Dallas Pike” at exit 11 of I-70. (ed. note: address info available on the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).

Fritz the Cat Theater
Triadelphia, WV

Although the photo is not so flattering it shows the state of affairs with the location.  The remodeling I had hint at in my report seems to be in full swing there.  I tried to confirm a reopening target date but so far have been unsuccessful.  I will surely update the legion of followers of the Doctor and “this thing of ours”.

Additionally I have included a photo of the Pioneer in or near Parkersburg, WV.  This location sits close to I-77, exit 179, not far after crossing over from Ohio.  On recent visits a lovely and young looking Paris Hilton type was working there.  She is like a china doll and quiet but very pleasant in helping.

The Pioneer ABS
Parkersburg, WV

The place is simply a novelty shop with booths.  In the past there have been reports of couples visiting and entertaining the faithful.  I am sure it is hit or miss and many might venture of from the Buckeye state to indulge. 

Although the majority of the booths are not operational the ones that are large (4) have glory port holes between them.  Yes, quarters will give you some good time to view the dozen and a half movies.  A little bit of updating and this place will once again rise.  The cleanliness is one of the best I have seen recently so a plus there.  Space is available to add a small theater and would be a good addition and draw.  For some reason I thought a theater did exist. Not as colorful but a bit of update and information to help avoid a wasted trip. 

Your humble contributor “GT”

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Doc here again...Thanks to GT for another informative update on this thing of ours. GT has been a valuable addition to the team of reporters here at the Journal, and has filled in a void in reporting in the Midwest.  Thank you again, sir!

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here with this week's report from that rascal, Bob in Biloxi. Bob's luck has been awful for the last month at the adult venues on the beautiful Gulf coast.  Does Bob get his mojo back? Does Bob employ an attention getting device on his brand new truck?

Your answers lie ahead, grasshopper.

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Hey Doc,

The players are coming back! First to politics and money... Saturday morning I turned on the boob tube and the first thing to come on was that fucking Chrysler commercial featuring hip/hop and the imported from Detroit bullshit. I’ve been pissed at Chrysler and GM for sucking on the bailout tit since it happened, but this broke the camel’s back, so I went down to the local Ford dealership and bought a bitching Harley Davidson truck. Bye bitching brunt orange Ram - hello Silver Ingot for sure bitching HD Ford! That fucker drives nice too! Comfortable, leather, all the bells and whistles!

Bob's New Ride

I couldn’t stay pissed after the drive to the coast in that truck, and that is a good thing too! The couples seem to be migrating back to “this thing of ours”.  2 couples playing before I got there “according the vulture club”, but none as I arrived, so down the street to the ABS I traveled.

There was nothing going on there as I paid the clerk, & according to him, only one had been in all day.  I retreated to the HD and tried to figure out some of the bells. As I was doing this, who pulls up? Our faithful little blonde English professor and her hub @ 8:12pm. The parking lot was almost full, so I’m guessing I will give the Professor 10mins to weed out the looky loos and the booth sitters.

Sure enough, when I go into the back booth area, some of the "happy fellows" start pointing to their booth. And as usual she is dressed in a print summer dress with her legs crossed, sitting in the chair facing the hole. Based on prior experience & prior reporting, the readers know what comes next:

1. Get your cock hard.
2. Place cock in hole.
3. Wait.
4. Feel small soft hands gently caressing said cock.
5. Followed by hot, wet mouth.
6. Followed by cool air and more waiting.
7. Extract cock.
8. Put ear to hole and accept invitation to join them in their booth.

After joining the Professor, she did ask me something I didn’t expect: Did I want her ass or her pussy? Wow, thanks for the choice ma’am, but I’ll stick with the pussy! Besides its as tight as an ass anyway.

Out comes a blanket from her bag, and she drops to her knees. More awesome head, then she turns around for Bob to lick the kitty and brush against her tiny asshole (women love that), and I love it when they jump!

I proceeded to mount her from behind, starting off slow and the minute I feel her push back, it’s on!! I rode her for a good while until I unloaded, she then takes the condom and turns it upside down and lets drain all over her perky tits, rubbing it in and smiling thanks!! I thanked her and made my exit. Very nice lady!

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

Meanwhile, back at the HD I receive a text from one of the outlook posts at the theater. Two couples showed and were inside the theater. One lady is a short BBW with glasses, blue jean shirt, print top in flats. She and her hub are sitting near the front and she taking in the scenes around her, but she’s only there to watch the guys jerk.

In the back corner another short BBW is playing with her man and has a crowd around her. Ok, so its picking up, I go to the lobby for a bottle of water. A couple is making a big deal about the rubber dicks for sale, talking very loudly and laughing. I pick up part of their conversation about double penetration and think maybe they can turn into players?

I leave the theater and head back to the ABS, and soon afterward the same couple arrives there and went inside. So I’m thinking maybe Bob is right, so I go in and head to the back. The looky loos are huddled around one of the booths with no holes, so I am told they are in one by themselves. I wait for awhile; then hear the unmistakable sounds of a woman being pleasured.

Gulf Coast Theater - Interior

I leave...If she getting her mans cock, they aren’t going to do anything else. Maybe it was a fact finding mission, or the mood just struck them. Thanks for the audio anyway ma’am! She was a short blonde looker too, not really dressed for play, but very attractive.

Back at the theater, a dark haired lady and her hub arrived. they were sitting near the left corner of the theater, and she’s giving him head. She looked up she waved me over, pulls down my shorts and starts blowing me. She then hops into her seat with her ass facing me and told me to fuck her. Uh, ok, thank you lady, that’s sweet. As I was doing this I feel a hand start to go up my leg...WTF?

Some guy in the next row is headed for Bob’s B’s! I grab his hand and give it a sharp twist opposite of where joint travel usually happens, and was rewarded with a yelp. What have we learned?

On to pleasing the lady... She is very vocal and started spewing out nasty, dirty words; I say I almost was offended (almost, but not). She was really having a good time with my cock as her hub sat next to her talking shit in her ear too! After really hammering her for 15 minutes this reporter unloaded for the second time on a Saturday night!! 

And that my fellow follower’s of “this thing of ours” beats watching TV any night of the week!!

Just so you know, that bitching Silver Ingot Harley Davidson truck, drove home as well as it got me to the beautiful Gulf Coast (Doc, I know you were on pins and needles about that!)  Driving back, I thought we could use a local/tourist model to pose outside next to the truck, like Catholic School girl did a while back - just a back shot, maybe an ass shot, or if she’s brave, full on cheesecake shot. If any of the adventurous ladies would like to be in one of Doc’s spreads, Bob’s your man with the camera and the prop. Give Doc a shout! He knows how to get me!

Bob

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Doc here again... It's good to see Bob back to doing what Bob excels at: Giving the southern belles in Biloxi the "Bob Treatment", and entertaining us along the way.  If you would like to have a quick photo session with Bob and his HD Truck, just e-mail The Good Doctor and I will get your info to Bob.

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here with that Charles Dickens of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland.  Please do not confuse this report with a "Fractured Fairy Tale", as Brent is back with his tack-sharp report on last weekend at The Paris Theatre in Portland.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you will live the story.  Here is Brent...

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One of the reasons I still enjoy going to adult theaters after all these years is because every visit is a little different. Some are better than others but every one has its own peculiarities.

This past Friday for example.

At first I thought it was going to be the night of the theater sex veterans.  Except for a well built and attractive older blonde , who jacked off a few guys at The Paris Theater Couples Oasis Rail while she was getting fucked by her husband ( a good time was had by all including us spectators), most of the women were experienced players. There was the solid wife with straight reddish blond hair who came in with her husband,an older but still very active swinger.

First they were at The Oregon where she fucked about 15 guys, I was told. At The Paris she fucked around 8 guys on 2 different occasions and, although I can't confirm this, I was told she was doing them bareback. Another veteran who was in Friday was The Colonel's Wife.

She reminds me a little of Thelma Harper (Mama's Family) and she loves them big and she loves them black. She and her distinguished looking husband drive to Portland from a  nearby conservative state so that she can get fucked and sucked by well endowed men at either The Paris or The Oregon Theaters. They have been doing this for a number of years . She did not hook up with any single men at The Paris on Friday but she did get a good fucking from the husband of the gal who fucked all those guys at The Oregon and The Paris.  I always enjoy watching her go from Ms Prim and Proper to Ms. Horny and Nasty in two strokes of a hard penis.

The other veteran who was at The Paris that night was The Librarian, that big breasted, big thigh-ed, curly haired glasses wearing  cock craving woman who loves nothing more than to fuck by grinding her hips slow and deep and feeling the come spurt deep into her pussy. I only saw her fuck one guy on Friday but, chances are good, she did a lot more.

There were a lot of couples that came to The Paris on Friday who did not play or played just a little. There was a young man who tried his best but his girl friend  was playing goalie and her pussy was the net. They were both good looking Nerds. They were in the theater when there were other couples there  and she could see women getting fucked or sucking dick right next to her so maybe she will have more fun next time they visit The Paris.

There was a very sexy, thin, Russian-looking brunette who came in wearing a very short dress, hiked it past her ass ,climbed on top of her man's long thin cock, rode up and down on it ,then took off the dress, jumped off the dick, sucked it for a little while, climbed back on board. got her tits sucked and bit, ended up on her back taking his final hard thrust and his hot pay load into her  warm wet pussy, then putting her dress back on slipping into her high heels and walking out the door. She and her man's theater sex visit lasted all of 30 minutes.

The theater sex action that made Friday unique was provided by a Latin couple who came to The Paris with a friend. Their friend was a dude and he was reluctant to be there, probably because he knew them from outside the theater and didn't know that things were a little different on the inside. The woman, who looked like Sofia Vergara from Modern Family with extra fire and desire in every sensual movement of her sexy body, proceed to get naked and fuck her husband with a fiery passion and an uninhibited lust. She clearly liked their friend and was turned on by his shyness.

When she finally persuaded him to suck on her breasts while she was getting fucked, his attentive tit slurping sent her soaring into ecstasy. I'm not sure how much further they went after that because I left the theater before they did. It was a very interesting theater sex scene.. Maybe afterwards they all went back to the house and had a threesome. Maybe he's always wanted to fuck her, his friends wife. Maybe he didn't know they were swingers and was surprised by their openness. Or maybe it freaked him out and he realized he's not really into it. Whatever the outcome, He learned a lot at The Paris that night.

Have you been to The Paris, recently? I'd love to read a report about your adventures there, especially you single ladies or couples. When you write about it, it makes the experience more intense and , who knows, your words just might become immortal.

Brent

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Doc here again... Thanks again to the premier adult theater reporter in this thing of ours, Brent.  Brent will be going on a much deserved vacation down south shortly, thus there will be a huge void in reports from Portland.  It's time to step up and be a reporter here at The Journal.  Senior reporter floyd has the daytime scene covered, but the night scene needs a go-to reporter. Be that person.

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here with a Flash report from that crusty, yet lovable old seadog himself, The Captain.  It looks like Cappy pulled into a safe harbor at Adult World in Rensselaer, NY, and got hard at work on the poopdeck.

Here is The Captain and his latest log entry...

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Hi Doc,

I wanted to report in some up to the minute news. I just came from the Adult World Bookstore - (275 Columbia Turnpike, in Rensselaer, NY (right across the river from downtown Albany).The couples action was frequent this summer, but not heavy and the Captain found himself down river each time the party flag flew on a Friday or Saturday night.

I saw a text message come across my phone indicating the party flag was flying at our local theater, unusual for a mid-day at this theater. A gentleman arrived around noon with a late 40's blonde with a terrific rack. She was tall and thin, great curves and caused a fair amount of excitement among the patrons. They started in a booth, probably to get warmed up and within about 10 mins headed into the theater. They didn't waste much time and started to play almost immediately.

The Captain's Party Flag

She blew him while he stood over her and he worked her top down exposing her breasts (a large C, if not a D). She must have had a good time in the booths because her male companion waved us over and pushed her head down on another guys cock. He lasted just a few minutes and I stepped up to continue her run, she turned back to her male companion and he pushed her head back towards me and she eagerly swallowed me up with her gentle tongue for about 5 mins before I was releasing in her mouth. She dribbled on her breasts and asked for a towel.

Her male companion bent her over the seats and began pounding her from behind while she continued to blow three more guys who stepped up in the row behind them.  The fun got cut short due to the booths area next to the theater closing for some maintenance. The couple felt uncomfortable with the workers coming in, cleaned up and left.

Sorry no pics, it was just a good old explosive theater sex - a spit-roasting of nooner!

The Captain

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Doc here again... The Captain has a knack of finding fun wherever the high seas take him.  Even though DNA testing showed no signs of Irish blood coursing through his veins, rumor has it that he has dipped his vein to an Irish lass or two.

Thanks again to The Captain for another great report from upstate NY!  Safe travels!

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, because I need them!  Just e-mail me directly at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will edit and format your report for you. 

Stay tuned later today for a GREAT Flash Report on The Lido Theater in Dallas from first time reporter Jane Doe.  This report has the level of detail we all crave, and from a female perspective.  "The Jane Doe View" debuts later today @ The Journal.

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here with 14 new hardcore pics of Jessi from this past Saturday at CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN.

Enjoy...

The Gallery:

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Doc here... Remember, if you want to reach out to Jessi, her e-mail is brandy78mc@yahoo.com.

You are welcome.

Doc here with the latest report and 12 new hardcore pics from the baddest of all the bad girls I know, Jessi. Jessi stopped at CTs Adult Theater on Saturday 9/10/11, went to the glory hole booths, and did what comes so naturally to her: Suck and fuck anonymous cock. Jessi's own report is so hardcore, I had to edit out two passages. But don't worry, what I left in is still super hardcore.

Part 2 will hit tomorrow with 14 new hardcore pics. mark your calendars.

So sit back and enjoy the latest chapter of Jessi is a Bad, Bad Girl... Catch you after The Gallery.

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Hi Doc,

Again sorry it has been so long, but with family things like babies being born, some pussy problems, and work I can't always get things together easily to get fucked and dumped by guys who will let the pics being taken. Not one single guy in the streets after CT's would let up use the camera. But they sure have fun fucking my cunt and mouth unprotected over the car, in the car, on proches, against walls. I literally had over 20 complete strange blk men and still I took the cocks and cum.

Even had a few shove their entire hand up my cunt. Felt great. So between CT's and the back streets I had about 38 strange cocks. My pussy HAS to be so nasty.

Anyway I'm sending a few different files since they are so big. Hope everyone enjoys these pics. I loved going into the booth next to us and let my hubby take pics thru the hole. I feel alot more vulernable, slutty, and dirty doing it. Then going back into the booth with my hubby so he can stick his cock in my cum filled cunt. All we talk about on the way home is what might be inside my cunt. MMMMM.

Take care and say hi soon,

Jessi

The Gallery from CTs (Remember to click on the pics...They are very hi-res!)

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Doc here again... Jessi would love to hear from you.  Her e-mail is brandy78mc@yahoo.com. Remember, Part 2 hits tomorrow with 14 more new hardcore pics of Jessi with her wet mouth and tight pussy filled with strange cocks.  Only here at The Journal of Adult Theaters!

You are welcome.

Doc

Doc here with a two-day Flash Report from senior reporter The Editor.  The Editor gave 110% this weekend, reporting from the front lines of one of the best overall adult theater/ABS complexes in the country, 15th Avenue Adult Theater & Spa, 2125 N.15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL.  His two-day stint at 15th yielded some terrific scenes to describe for you, in his no-fluff approach to this thing of ours.

In the name of Great Caesar's Ghost, here his two-part report...

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Friday September 9

There were 3 main players on Friday. The first couple was younger (30s).  He had a pony tail and she was a big girl. They didn't look like players at first, but they went into the spa and got naked pretty quickly.  The crowd of guys wasn't too bad.  She started to give BJs, nice slow, steady, nothing crazy (raincoat required).  Nothing deep, but she worked it.  They played in the steam room; then in the tv room (now and hereafter shall be referred to as the “Stadium”), back to the showers, locker room.  At some point she switch to taking it doggy style and one black stud had her moaning for 20+ minutes.  Her body was soft and the pounding sent the waves shaking.  Her hanging tits wobbled; just beautiful.  Some one opened her back door and an older well endowed gentleman pounded her back door furiously, accompanied by the same moans.  She was great! She took on all cummers for over 3 hours.
 

Another couple on Friday night are apparent regulars, J and L. He was Confucius-like, just watching and observing as she gave numerous BJs in the theater and also in the stadium.  She is a lovely mature woman who just takes it slow, except some members of the Penis Gallery (PG) who were anything but slow as she bent over to give a double ended performance.  BTW, the PG was fairly large on Friday. 

A single black gal came in and got alot of vocal attention, but she couldn't be talked into anything even by Big Mike.  Rumors that Mike is my bitch are completely inaccurate.

I've been saving the best for last: the hit of the night was a blonde version of my own Lois Lane (as played by Terry Hatcher). Lois should give up on the Clark Kent.  He's gay and I can take care of her needs, to say nothing of MINE!  This 40-something gal had a great trim bod and some well done enhancements.

She and her bf started in the steam room and the crowd was intense. Very little preliminary activity, it was BANG and go full speed.  She had a minimum of 2 deep around her all night.  She played for a couple hours and I'm pretty sure she was getting DP'd a couple of times.  All bareback. (Not recommended practice!)  After the spa, she went into their private room, came out in a bra, garter and stocking sand went to the Stadium for a little action with the gladiators. Note to PG, not many gladiators, looked like lots of hot dog vendors though!

A few T-gurls were on hand, but getting little or no interest from what I could tell.

Saturday September 10

There was a private party in the party room attached to 15th, which completely screwed up the parking. 

J & L from Friday night repeated their Friday night activities in the front row of the theater.  Mrs had her dress off and was wearing a nice pair of white lacey boy shorts.  She looked very nice like this, but I'm sure she felt self conscious and went back to having the dress just around her middle.  In my book, she was very desirable in the white panties. 

Liz arrived and after a shower made her way to the theater.  After some minor chatter with yours truly, she pulled off the top of her dress and the girls were on display.  I think the word "magnificent" would be accurate in describing her boobs. I managed to do some groping of her bounty before the swarm.  More active crowd control would have helped.  She was a row behind L.  They eventually hooked up and went to a private room in the spa.  Liz made several trips to the theater and their private room.  Wish I could have gotten more time to “talk” with her. We could have discussed the meaning of a few verbs. 

A black couple came in (20s). She was skinnnnnny.  Wearing an exceedingly short skirt. After an hour of going in/outside, wandering, she was taken to the arcade where she gave a few BJ.  I was unable to even get a peak.  Not aproblem, however, as she later was walked into the theater topless.  She had the nicest pair of soft little B cup boobies, only slightly sagg ing. I've not seen that nice a set in real life for a very long time.  In the theater, she gave her man a very noisy BJ, then they went back to the arcade.  Lois needs to come in here and take care of a problem for me. 

A middle aged Hispanic couple came in while Mrs C was going full speed.  He groped her and they went to the couples section, where he eventually stripped her and got her off by hand several times.  She did some minor playing with a few members of the PG.  There were several other couples who went into private rooms and invited zero or only few in one at a time.

My second late night was too much and I wandered back to my hotel.  While this all sounds crazy, I suspect many guys went home unfulfilled as the crowd was just too big despite the willingness of the ladies.

OLSEN - GET IN HERE!  Where the hell is that kid?

The Editor

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Doc here again... A huge thank you to The Editor for his two-evening reporting duties at 15th Avenue.  I am glad he had a good weekend of stories and sub-plots to report on, and hopefully he had his fair-share of fun in the suburbs of Chicago.  Also congrats to The Editor as The Journal's newest senior reporter.

Do you have a report like The Editor's?  Then join the ranks of Journal reporters and submit your report to Al Pacino The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. You submit the words, I will edit, format, drop in some images, and spiff it up nicely for you.  You get the glory, and the groupies.

Seems fair.

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here with a Flash Report from a theater I have never heard about (until today)... The New Eros Theater in Colorado Springs, CO.  I have added this theater's information into the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database, and have dropped in a photo of the theater into Jim's fine report.

Here is Jim and his take on The New Eros...

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Hello Doc,

Last week I had the oppurtunity to visit the New Eros Adult Theater, 519 South Tejon Street in Colorado Springs, CO.  It's the first time I'd been there and found it a fun time.  

New Eros Theater
Colorado Springs, CO

Upon entering, I sat in the 2nd row from the screen as the entrance is besides the screen up front.  There were a couple other guys there. About 5 mins after I sat down and my eyes adjusted, a couple entered.  She was tall and had on a short skirt that barely covered her ass and pussy.  She had on heels and a nice blouse.   I sat there for a couple minutes debating whether I should sit closer to them and thought to myself, "if she's dressed that way, they must be here to play and have no problem if someone is watching them".  

By now there was a few more guys that entered and were scattered about.  I got up and walked to the back, they were sitting in the last row, on the asile, I sat across the aisle from them.  Behind both our sections, the theater has a big open space where several rows have been removed, I guess for people standing in the back making it able to play.   In my row there was 3 chairs and a box against the wall that was waist high right next to the last chair.   Soon the couple got up and walked behind me and against the wall, standing behind the box.   Another guy had moved behind them about 10 feet in the corner of the theater and was stroking himself. 

The couple started playing as the husband had her skirt up and was feeling her ass and pussy.  At that point the girl leaned over the box and layed on it as her husband felt her ass and pussy.  The husband said something to the guy in the corner and he approached them.  I moved over in the seat next to the girl and put my hand under her to feel her tits,  she reached back and undid her bra to allow me access to them.   Her husband took ahold of the strokers dick and guided him into the girls pussy , telling him to fuck her.  I was a bit surprised as he was doing her bareback and after several minutes of him fucking her, me feeling her tits and her husband feeling them both, the guy came in her.  He pulled out and her husband replaced him for sloppy seconds.  

After the husband came and pulled out the all stood up , the girl pulling out some paper towels from somewhere and they all cleaned up.  Shortly after she told us thanks and they walked out.   It was all very hot and erotic and the theater seemed couple friendly.

Jim

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Doc here again...Thanks to Jim for a great Flash Report, and congrats on catching a great scene on his first trip there.  We look forward to more from Jim in the coming days and weeks here at The Journal.

The Good Doctor is still in desperate need of adult theater reports. Please send your reports to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit, format, and get your report in tip top shape.  You supply the words.

Thanks!
Doc