"The Most Interesting Theater Slut In the World" from Tom Austin



Doc here with a little something different for you, the good readers of The Journal, courtesy of Senior Reporter Tom Austin.

All that is required is that you hum the Dos Equis theme out loud while reading Tom's post...

Enjoy...

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Doc – sorry that I’ve been away on business travel and unable to report on “this thing of ours” for a while. I have just returned from a few weeks in the middle east, and after having all my adult web site downloads blocked by the great content filterer in the sky, I am anxious to get back to enjoying my never-ending search for "The Most Interesting Theater Slut In The World."
  • Porn stars ask her how to deep throat.
  • She tells men where to line up for her gang bang.
  • She once punched out a very gay guy in an adult theater who dared to ignore her. That’s right. Dared to ignore her.
  • If her little black book of website aliases and phone numbers looks like something out of the Kabbalah, it’s no coincidence. The מעשה בראשית was copied from her first posting on an adult theater restroom wall...
  • If she ever wanted two cocks for her every hole, it would actually work.
  • Her lovers don’t know what would happen if they ever lost their erection, because they have never dared to.
  • While in an adult theater, she doesn’t ask for volunteers. They’re attracted to her scene by translating her subsonic slut vibrations that travel through rows of theater seats.
  • At one of her private preview room orgies you’re either at the table or on the menu.
  • Other women sitting in the same XXX theater with her sometimes find themselves lubricating. They have never complained.

She is the world’s most interesting theater slut.

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Stay thirsty my friends...

Doc
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