Updated! The Worst of the Worst

UPDATED 1/25/13:  I have included reasons as to what makes the theaters listed so bad in my opinion.

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Doc here with a letter from The Good Doctor's Mailbag:

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Doc,

I was reading the report from The Amazing Alexis and saw you mentioned the best of the best (by name) but were/are hesitant to mention what (in your opinion) are the worst of the worst.

I really think you should name names as it may keep women/couples from wasting their time going to such places. It may also keep new couples from being scared away from having fun in this thing of ours by going to the worst of the worst.

Really Doc, for "Fair, Honest Reporting" both the good and bad need to be brought to light for every one's enjoyment, safety and fun!

 

Remember the "bad" can always get better, just as the "good" can go bad (such as the current case with Annabelle's).

 

B

 

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Doc here again... Excellent point, B. Without further ado, and in my personal opinion, are the 5 worst adult theaters I have been in that are still in business, and brief explanation as to why, in my opinion, they are the worst of the worst:

1. Cini-Mini II, Grand Rapids, MI: Oddest setup I have ever seen in a mini-theater. Unfriendly clerks, theater room looks more like a store room with a TV in there.  Just awful in every way.
2. The Apex, Baltimore, MD: BAD, BAD neighborhood, plus the worst smelling restroom I have ever been in, no heat in the theater, scary clientele.
3. The Playhouse, Tampa, FL: Run down, extremely dark theater (you'll need night vision goggle to navigate), has seen it's best days.
4. Fairmount, East Haven, CT: Old, run down, auditorium smells funny, smelly restroom
5. The Tiki, Hollywood, CA (note: So scary, I didn't even go in): Ask Fred Willard.  Bad neighborhood, drug scene inside theater, no real parking.

Fair and balanced... That's The Good Doctor.

Thanks,
Doc