Doc here with a report from one of my favorite field reporters, Knight.  His scope is wide, and he has a great following...In this report, Knight visits the Summit News Adult Theater in Warren, OH with a lady friend. 

This is a good one folks...Fasten your seatbelts.

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I have a friend who I've known for some time with whom there has been sexual banter.. I'll call her Ruthie. I sensed a deeper perversion in her (truly a 6th sense that only members of this thing of ours can discern). So I threw caution to the wind and asked her in a text "have you ever been to an adult theater?" She said it was funny I asked because just a week before she was thinking that it would be fun to go to a place like that to witness anonymous sex in the open. Of course she had no one to help her with that desire... until now. 

I gave her general info about what goes on, hoping to entice her but not scare her off. My sense about her perversions was correct and she jumped at the chance to go. Just a little background on Ruthie... she's in her mid 20's, about 5'2", 105lbs, a true spinner. She's a brunette with shoulder length hair and creamy skin with no need for makeup. She also has an unshaven pussy with wonderfully silky and soft hair. She's a ringer for Rooney Mara. She also has a penchant for submissiveness and loves male strength and extreme sexual atmospheres.. basically a dream come true for men of our tilt.

I organized a little tour for her.. first we would go to an ABS with gloryholes (on 422 near the PA/Ohio border) , then over to Youngstown to Fosters Art, then to the Summit in Warren.

The ABS was barren with only one guy who was more interested in me.. so we played around in the booths for a few minutes and left.  I didn't know that because this was a weeknight, Fosters was closed.. (Take note that they close at 6ish on weeknights and midnight Friday and Sat).

The Summit News was packed. We entered the theater and all attention turned to her. We sat on the back couch and after our eyes adjusted, I pulled out Mr. Happy and pushed her head down into my lap. This was a cue for everyone to crowd around with their cocks out hoping to be next. I told them to back up..

I stood Ruthie up and striped her of all her clothes (there were multiple gasps and comments about her physical perfection). Then I took out my rope which I had fashioned into 'prisoner cuffs' and secured her wrists. I then lead her naked around the theater a few times so all could get a view. I bent her over one of the front row of seats, wrapped up and entered her while instructing her to stroke a few of the cocks that were being presented to her. I grabbed her hair and had her take a few into her mouth. This went on for about an hour with us taking breaks and going to the booths then back to the theater. I was careful not to let anybody cum.

Then I had her kneel down at the back of the theater and invited anyone to step up and finish on her face and tits. Needless to say, she spent a while in the bathroom cleaning up the mess. Since it was her first time I held off having anyone fuck her, but clearly this was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. She said she was hooked on being a theater slut. Now I must come up with different devious things to challenge my submissive.. oh the work that comes with this thing of ours.

Knight

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Doc here again... You can unfasten those seatbelts now....  It's fun like this that makes The Summit News a Top 5 Adult Theater in the weekly Power Rankings.  A huge thank you to Knight for another OUTSTANDING Flash Report chronicling this thing of ours.

The Good Doctor is still in need of adult theater reports.  Just e-mail your reports to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, drop in a pic or two, and you get the glory and the byline.

Not a bad trade off.

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here with this week's Bob in Biloxi report from the beautiful Gulf Coast.  While most of us were waiting for the Easter Bunny, Bob was taking care of another bunny (this one of the professorial flavor).

So grab your jellybeans and enjoy this rousing report from our good friend Bob.

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Hi Doc,

Hope this report finds you well... We haven’t heard a peep out of you since you resumed your practice back in your home town.

Last night was not quite as boring as last weekend, but it was very close. The only player that showed up was our English Professor Lady at the ABS. On the bright side, I was able to not only confirm and use our new and improved glory holes, but I can testify they work superbly! (ed. note: Episode IV of "This Old Porn House")

Last night, she was dressed in a print summer dress with black high heel boots; she always wears her blonde hair in what I would call a librarian bun. She wears gold wire rimmed glasses and really looks the part of maybe a professor type or quite librarian type. Underneath you can see the simmering kinky behavior she wants to unleash.

Bob in Biloxi

She started out as she always does, sitting in the chair next to the glory hole. She will wait until a hard cock is presented. It has to be hard, as she will rebuff any flaccid cocks. Seems she examines the specimen for quite awhile before she touches it.  However, when she does begin to touch, its amazing soft and delicate, and she takes her time before she begins to lick and engulf your cock.

Last night was no different; she must have sucked my cock for 30mins. Slow and deliberate as if she had all the time in the world. It really seems like she enjoys the hell out of sucking cock. I can’t confirm her husband was videoing, but there was a bright light coming from their side of the booth. In her favor, I can say she’s an expert in edging you to the point of no return then stopping and giving attention to another part of your anatomy (balls). It seems she can detect when you’re about to unload, and she will stop and do something else (like a sixth sense - she sees ready to pop people). She will then come back to her talent and finally after she’s sure she’s coaxed your very best to the top she will let you release. And release I did, damn!

Bob's Vanity Plate

She is very gentle during the aftermath as well, until she’s sure she’s got the last drop, as she continues to hold the base of your cock until there is no more to give her. Only at that time will she release you from her grip.

We concluded our playtime at 2200hrs (10:00pm). I said my thank you, "you were awesome "and departed. The next couple of fellows did not fare well as I understand, as she simply turned her head and refused to play with them. I did learn that they closed the place down however, so I don’t have an estimate on now many patrons succumbed to her talent. But the supply must have been well enough for them to stay until closing.

That’s the events that took place this Saturday night. Not much but worth the trip. Otherwise it was a gay and non lesbian convention at both places. Throw in a herd of confused folks and you have the total picture.

Bob

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Doc here again...Thanks again to Bob, for both an excellent report and also his handyman skills in retrofitting the gloryholes at the Biloxi ABS.  He is certainly a hard worker.

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here with a great first time report from our newest contributor, ontheroad. A report from The Colony has been long overdue, and he has submitted a solid report from one of the most unique adult theaters in the country.

So have Suzanne pour you a Harvey Wallbanger and enjoy this report from the East Side...

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The Colony Theater- Friday, April 6

It was my first time there. It is in East St Louis, IL, a rundown area, but the place had it's own parking lot and seemed safe enough. As a single male, I paid $30 to get in. If that seems high, it also includes 3 top-shelf drinks at the bar. The whole place is definitely seen better days and had a strong flavor of the 1970's. Anyway, I passed an empty theater with really low-quality video. That was the singles theater which obviously is not used much. I then passed the couples theater, which was locked. Couples get keys with their admission price.

The Colony Theater & Cocktails
E. St. Louis, IL

Then, I got to the heart of the place- the bar. It was filled with couples and very friendly staff. It was just like being at my neighborhood bar, except that the women were dressed for "action". Aside from occasional flashes and gropes, I got the feeling that serious play is meant for the theaters only.

It is great for couples, because they can pick a guy and control who they bring into the couples theater or they can play alone or with other couples. This eliminates the 'wolfpack' phenomenon that turns some couples off from porn theaters (ed. note: excellent point!).

As a single guy, it was a very unique experience. It is a much more social experience than a typical porn theater. There were at least 10 couples that night and I was told that it was slow. If you are good-looking, witty, or charming, chances are that you will be invited into the couples theater. However, it is not a sure thing and you have to play by the couple's rules.

I played with 2 ladies in the 'couples' theater that night. Both had their man present. Again, much more intimate 'love-making' than the usual theater quickie.

I'll be back as often as I'm in town!

ontheroad

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Doc here again... Thanks again to red shirt freshman ontheroad for a solid first time report from The Colony.  The Colony is a real flashback kind of experience, and worth the time to visit (address info located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).  It's on The Good Doctor's radar for this summer.

Adult theater reports are still needed from you, the good readers of The Journal.  Send along your reports to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, and doll up your reports with pics, and you get the glory and the byline.  If you are first time submitter, please give me a pen name that you wish to use. 

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here with catch-up time... I didn't get an opportunity to get last week's Bob in Biloxi report up, so here it is.  That's the good news.  The bad news is that 3/31 wasn't that exciting an evening.

Don't take my word for it....Get the word direct from our good friend Bob.

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Hey Doc,

Lots of traffic on our beautiful Gulf Coast this weekend. Sadly no players, lots of lookers though.

Maybe that will transition into players one evening? Four couples showed at various times at our little Gulf Coast Adult Theater. No couples at the ABS while I was there, although I did miss one by about 30mins. Otherwise the ABS was a happy fella confused folks party.

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Down at the theater one of the regular/semi regular couples told me that a lady came in Friday night and put on a show with her man, but group participation was forbidden. About 10:30pm last night a blonde lady about 5’7 dressed in a leopard print mini and black crotch less pantyhose showed up with her man, she fucked and sucked four guys and her man.

The problem with that is I believed she fucked some of the confused guys bare (very foolish if you don’t know who you’re dealing with of course).So this author didn’t find relief at that party. it’s rumored that one of the confused folks she fucked is carrying a bug so I fail to understand this ladies. At least be smart enough to ask the person’s status!! Kind of hard to lie in a crowd of people that know what you’re about. Doubt should have been ringing off the wall with her last night, so when in doubt play it safe!! Geez!

Two of the other couples that came in and sat down looked extremely nervous and only stayed a few minutes, but they did venture down the street to the ABS. Again I think they were a bit out of their element and did not go to the booths. Both looked very hard though, but in the end maybe they just didn’t have the courage to take that final step?

Summer is just getting here, so I believe it will be a banner year for theater/ABS play in our quaint little town. Time will tell,  but in the interim there’s still not a damn thing worth watching on TV Saturday nights anyway, so I might as well enjoy the people watching at the smut establishments!!

Bob

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Doc here again... While this wasn't a night for the ages, it still provided a bit of excitement.  However, stay tuned for tomorrow's Bob in Biloxi report from this past weekend (4/7).   Things get better.  And by "better", I mean Bob gets his weeny tooted.

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here with a Flash report from AnExplorer.  Jut like Lewis and Clark, The Pilgrims, and Columbus, AnExplorer is in search of the new world.  A world tucked inside an adult theater...

Tne adult complox in question here is Adult World in Caryville, TN (info in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database). The Exit is 137. 

Here is AnExplorer and his latest report from Tennessee.

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This is not my first time at an ABS bookstore in this thing of ours, but it was the first time at the theaters in this venue.

This is a very large ABS just off the interstate located under the giant "Jesus is Watching You" cross for the neighborhood fundies.

Adult World
Carysville, TN  c.2011

You enter the store into a large video display area. The video booths are off to the left behind a buzzer door. Off to the right is another buzzer door featuring the two theaters (couples only and single male only). In that area there is also a pool table, and an area where dancers entertain.

The cost of admission was $25 for an unlimited admission ticket to the video booths and the single male theater. Couples are free into the couples only theater. There were no couples in attendance and no couples entered the theater while I was there.

The video booths have probably 30 booth setups with glory holes, plexiglass windows with curtains between some of the booths, and normal booths. They feature all the usual videos from straight to not so. There were a lot of single males trolling the glory holes. Most of them seemed to be trucker types...meaning at least 150 pounds overweight and in need of some personal hygiene attention.

Just inside the buzzer door on the theater side was an adult entertainer. I spent some time chatting her up. She was wearing a small thong and a small bra and was not shy about showing the lower goods as she tried to entice you to buy either a dance, a table dance, a massage, a topless pool game, a private dance, etc... all from a menu. She was not a 10, but probably an 8.5 with a nice slim 19 year old body. If might have helped if the spent less time smoking and texting, but she was not that interesting.

There were probably an average of 4 guys in the single male theater at any given time. While I was there, I saw the normal jacking off.  I also saw one guy come up and do some macking down with another dude, then he went down on him for a while. That guy then gloved up and took the aggressor bent over the row in front. He finished inside and they both went on to other things.

Because I was only looking for couples not much of the above was interesting to me.

I stayed about three hours and saw very little action other than sweaty, smelly truckers and a few college age couples/threesomes/foursomes (in the bad, platonic way, haha) come through the bookstore.

If this is the action on a Saturday night, I can only imagine how bad this would be any other time. Overall, a bad experience, worthy of skipping altogether.

Until the next time,

AnExplorer

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Doc here again...Thanks to AnExplorer for this detailed report from a theater not often reported on by the contributors here at The Journal. Thank you sir!

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here with a great report from senior reporter, floyd.  floyd covers the daytime Portlandia scene like a blanket for The Journal, and this report has a different twist.

Here is is our good friend floyd and his latest report...

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Blondie Gets It Done

Glad to see you back in action , Doc.  Welcome home! Today your loyal reporter files a rare non-Paris Theater based report; it’s quick one but I think your readers will enjoy it!

First off, my report actually starts at the world famous Paris Theater here in Portland Oregon. I was over there one very rainy late afternoon last week, and it was pretty dead, with no couples or ladies over an hour and a half or so.  The movie ended and the new one was one of those ever-popular slap and spit butt fucking flicks.  This was not doing a thing for floyd,so this reporter split the scene.

Now as it turns out I was meeting a friend at a pub in the Pearl District, which is in the opposite direction of my trip home.  I was to meet him at 5:30pm and it was just 4:15, so I started walking north on Broadway, where a new ABS called Taboo Video had opened a year or so ago. I had been in there half a dozen times.  A fairly normal small store with toys and movies and mags,but with a pretty large set of movie booths behind a curtain in the back.  The left side rooms were private and the right side all had glory holes on each side so all these booths were somewhat connected.  The area was heavily used for gay cruising as well as hetero solo jacker’s like me, so I was typically in the non-GH rooms.

Well, it was pouring rain and there was not a soul in the store other than the friendly female clerk who gave me change for a ten for the booths, so for some reason I chose one of the right side booths with the GH’s.  Sure enough, about ten minutes into my solo action I hear the door open next to me. I’m prepared to bolt across the hall if it’s a dude, but to my surprise I hear an unmistakably female voice!

Peeking through the hole I see a short, chubby, forty-ish blond in tight jeans and a white blouse. Her hubby had an impressive cock sticking out of the front of his jean and Blondie was stroking it with the fingers of one hand.  They saw me watching and he positioned himself behind her and cupped her big tits.  She got the message and started unbuttoning.  Off came the blouse and he unhooked her bra from the back.  She let the bra slip off, revealing big natural hangers with wide nips.  floyd was impressed.  She got down on her knees and sucked him enthusiastically for about six or seven minutes.  Her reward was four or five big shots of his spunk all over those big jugs.  Nice!

I figured the show was over after he had cum, but I was wrong.  She slipped out of her jeans and he started rubbing her pussy through a tiny sheer white thong.  It was clear from the light-colored hair peeking out the sides that she was a natural girl.  The panties came off and he started frigging her clit with his wet finger, which made a very pleasingly sloppy sound.  She turned towards me and bent over so her could work her pussy from behind, and her mouth appeared at the GH.  A finger beckoned, and since floyd’s mom raised not a single fool, I knew my next move.

Seconds later I was receiving a spectacular BJ from this hot little tramp while her guy was no doubt finger-fucking her into a frenzy from the rear.  It didn’t take long for the familiar feeling to begin, and she could sense it, because exactly when I hit the point of no return she pulled her mouth away, grabbed my dick, and directed the second load of the afternoon onto her big hangers.

Hubby produced a small hand towel and cleaned up her tits,and she dressed quickly and left with him.  They both were wearing big smiles as we all exited the store together without a word being spoken. You can bet this reporter had a grin as big as theirs!

Cheers!
floyd

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Thanks again to floyd and another terrific report from the Pacific Northwest.

The Good Doctor is back in form, and ready to receive your adult theater reports once again.  E-mail your reports (recent or from the past) to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, and drop in a pic or two.  You get the byline and the glory. 

Sounds fair, right?

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here with a quick Flash Report from senior Journal scribe, Knight. There are many stories coming from Tampa lately, and here is a recent Flash Report from 3 weeks ago from Fantasyland I.

Enjoy this straight to the point report!

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Hey Doc.. been a while but I'm still here..

I'll be giving you an amazing story about The Summit in Warren soon.. but.. I was just at Fantasyland 1 on March 6th and 7th. It was open and couples were playing in the main theater as well as gloryholes..

I met 4 couples over those 2 days and got 2 blowjobs and 2 fucks. The only negative was some one who wanted to cockblock everyone by standing in the doorway of a private room with a gloryhole then waiting to see if a couple went into the adjacent room.I took care of the situation.. He left and we all had fun at the hole with an awesome couple with and older man and (very) young girl..seemed to be her first time at the hole (he taught her well).

I spent some time talking to the desk clerks and there was no indication of any changes.

Thanks,
Knight

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Doc here again... Great job Knight, and we will be waiting anxiously for your Summit Theater report.

Remember, comments are open.  Leave your comments by clicking the "comments" link at the end of the report.

Keep up the great work Knight!

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here... Here is a GREAT Blast From The Past from my good friend, Moaning Lisa.  Lisa has been recovering from surgery over the last few weeks, and was kind enough to shoot The Good Doctor an awesome report from the early 1990's.  The cool thing about this report is that it happens in Honolulu, Hawaii.  That is a first for The Journal, and another notch in our bedpost of cities profiled in this thing of ours.

I encourage you to put on your lei, drop a little Don Ho on your turntable, and sip on a cocktail inside a pineapple.  Here is Moaning Lisa and her words of wisdom...

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Aloha Doc-

No, I'm not in Hawaii (wish I was)...I'm still recuperating from surgery.  Since I have a little time on my hands, I thought the good readers of The Journal might enjoy this  Blast From the Past report.  So travel with J and I to Honolulu in 1990...

We stayed in a hotel that was a couple of blocks from Waikiki Beach. Our balcony overlooked Kuhio Ave, which was a fairly busy street with restaurants, shops,  bars and nightclubs (both gay & straight).  At night the street was an eclectic mix of locals, tourists, business men, hookers, couples and T-girls. 

Before we left for our trip, I bought a few special dresses for evenings out. And by special, I mean very skimpy, revealing dresses with low cut tops and very short hemlines.  I would always dress extra sexy on vacation, under the guise of anonymity. 

The Swingers Theater (current day), and no longer an
adult theater.
Honolulu, HI  circa 2011

One late afternoon, we decided to go to a ABS/theater called Swingers in the Chinatown area.  Ok, not the safest part of town, but the allure of experiencing  something naughty was very compelling.  The bookstore  portion of Swingers was downstairs.  It was a medium-sized store that carried a typical selection of movies, toys and magazines.  They had a great selection of magazines featuring hot Hawaiian men & women, which was fun. They also carried red t-shirts with the word Swinger in gold letters... Still kicking myself for not buying one!

The theater portion of Swingers was upstairs.  When we walked into the theater, we were a little taken back at the seating arrangements.  Up until this point, the adult theaters we had visited were large, and had multiple rows of theater seats.  This theater looked kind of... well, like the basement of a Frat house. It had an assortment of couches, recliners, loveseats and chairs in every color and style imaginable. The screen was large, and bright enough to reveal that the patrons were all guys, no couples. The guys were a pretty good mix of age and locals/tourists. 

J & I settled down in recliners which were next to each other, close to the screen.  Very shortly, a good-looking local guy in his early twenties came and sat next to me.  He was tan, clean shaven, with jet black hair and a lean surfer's body.  He introduced  himself as Leonard.  His eyes kept darting from the screen to me.  I had worn a jade green sleeveless dress, with a very plunging neckline, and no bra.   Leonard tentatively touched my thigh.  I smiled at him, letting him know that his touch was welcome. 

Almost immediately, he was on his knees, asking if he could taste me.  I was a bit surprised by his boldness, but felt very turned on by the idea.  I nodded, and pulled up my skirt.  I had a G-string on, which Leonard quickly pulled aside as he dove in.  I don't know how much experience he had for his age, but if he lacked any, he made up for it in enthusiasm!  For about 10 minutes, Leonard licked and sucked my pussy like there was no tomorrow.  I tried to keep my moans quiet (I have since learned better, as many 15th Avenue patrons can attest) but his tongue was driving me crazy.  We had plenty of onlookers, but everyone kept their distance during the "show".

As Leonard came up for air, he suggested that we go somewhere more private.  J & I  decided to meet him back at our hotel room.  Off we went, feeling a bit nervous, but excited and hopeful.  When we arrived at the hotel, the first thing Leonard did was asked to use the shower, to make sure he was very clean (note to guys: this goes a long way with a woman...at least this woman).  When he came out of the shower, we picked up exactly where we had left off at the theater:  with Leonard's face buried deep in my pussy, and J suckling my tits and kissing me.  I began to suck J's cock which was already rock hard. I was so wet, and really wanted to have his prick deep inside of me. 

I asked J to lie down on his back, so I could top ride him.  Leonard positioned himself between J's legs.  As I leaned forward, Leonard tongued my pussy and ass, and was licking my juices off J's shaft.  This was really my first full- on threesome with 2 men, and I was totally loving it.  After a few minutes,   I turned around, to a reverse cowgirl position.  This  time I leaned backward, so Leonard could lick my clit as J continued to thrust deeply into me.

Then Leonard did something totally unexpected:  he stood up on the bed, bracing his hands against the ceiling, so his cock was right in front of my face.  He was about 6-7" long, very straight and uncut.  The skin on his cock was shiny and taut. I could not resist, and took him into my mouth, with one hand cradling his balls and the other gripping his tight ass.  I licked and sucked his cock with the same enthusiasm he had given me earlier.  As I pleasured him, he asked, no, he BEGGED  me to  finger fuck his ass. 

I raised myself off of J's cock, and got up to grab some lube.  At this point, Leonard was standing on the floor, next to the bed.  His leg was up on the bed, giving me easy access to his ass.  I laid down on the bed, propping my head up with my left arm, allowing my well lubricated hand to explore him...I eased in  one finger, then two, and began to piston them in and out.  Leonard was pumping his cock furiously and moaning loudly:  Yes...yes...yes!  And he exploded all over my tits.  NEVER had I seen a guy cum so hard or so much... The cum was everywhere... Hot creamy stickiness covered me from my throat to my waist.  I just sat there, dumbfounded,  in pure amazement.  Leonard composed himself, and brought me a warm towel to clean up.  He had to leave, but wanted to get together again.  We tried,  but the timing never worked out. 

One of the more amusing anecdotes about this story:  Leonard told me right before he left, that he "always wanted to be with an older woman"... Funny thing was, I was only 27 at the time...

If only he could see me now!! 

Mahalo for reading,

Moaning Lisa

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Doc here again... Now that was a great Blast From The Past!  Many many thanks to the lovely Moaning Lisa for another great report.  She is a real trooper for submitting this report while recovering, and the staff here at The Journal is thankful she is a-ok and on the mend.

With my audition with Cirque du Soleil coming to an unpleasant end, The Good Doctor will be doing his best to catch up on reports in the next week.  If you have sent a report in, and have not seen it up yet, please resend the report to me and let me know what a knucklehead I am for not publishing it. 

Thanks,
Doc

Doc here with a quick note... As many of you have noticed, The Good Doctor has not been updating The Journal with any kind of regularity over the last several weeks.  Sure, you got a report here and there, but not in true Lizardo style.

Regular readers will remember that I left a few weeks ago to pursue a dream. A dream of performing with Cirque du Soleil as an acrobat.  Yes, a somewhat chubby MD with a dream was trying something out of the box and on a trapeze.

Well, over several accidents and mishaps (and a near-death experience with a French guy in a swan outfit), I have walked away from that dream and I'm heading back to The Park near the giant interstate highway. Full time, and guns blazing.

I have plenty to catch up on back at the office (namely, the reports submitted to me but due to the time constraints never were edited and posted).  So please bear with me while I get acclimated to the altitude change and stronger Bloody Marys.

If you submitted a report to me, and I have not published it yet, please re-send the report to The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  This will allow me to get to it without digging through hundreds of e-mails which declared me the winner of a Nigerian lottery to get to your report.  My apologies in advance. I suck.

Another thing I'm apparently not very good at is reporting.  I was smoked by everyone in the poll of your favorite adult theater reporters, thus I will stick to editing and Photoshopping myself into photos of circus people.  The tribe has spoken.

Tomorrow at noon I will have a great Blast from the Past report from my good friend, Moaning Lisa.  It's a hot one folks, and full of tiny bubbles.

Lastly, and against my better judgement, I am opening up comments again on The Journal.  They will be moderated, so be patient while I approve the comments. If you post a link to your crappy website selling crappy consumer electronics, rest assured I won't approve your comment. Otherwise, have at it and play nice.

So from the airport near the landfill, I'm on my way back to The Park near the giant super highway...

Doc